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Salacious Jokes

Rugby most be the most salacious sport there is....

It is the only sport that has hookers right on the field and involved in every play.

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A young reporter goes to a small town to get a story

She meets with the mayor, and asks him "what's the big story around town?"

"Well, there was this young woman, very pretty girl, who got lost in the woods, so all of the men from the village got together and looked for her. When we found her, we all took our turn fucking the shit out of her."<...

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An elephant wandering the jungle gets a thorn in its foot ...

Unable to extract the thorn itself, the elephant leans against a coconut tree, waiting for some other animal to come along and help him.

Hours pass and no animal appears. Just then, an ant comes crawling along.

"Oh, Brother Ant!" the elephant says. "Could you please help me take this t...

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Voodoo d***. (INAPPROPRIATE)

A man and a woman get married, and they have the best sex. Better than most people would think, and their sexual compatibility is a large part of their relationship. One day, the husband finds out that he needs to go on a business trip that will last a couple of months. He decides that in order to k...

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