Johnny Depp gets so immersed in his characters that I can never tell if its him or not...
I guess i have really bad Depp perception
Some laws that we didn't learn at school
01. *LORENZ'S LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR*
Once your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
02. *ANTHONY'S LAW OF THE WORKSHOP*
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
03. *KOVAC'S CONUNDRUM*
When u dial a wrong numbe...
A physicist, a mathematician and an engineer...
...were each asked to establish the volume of a red rubber ball. The physicist immersed the ball in a beaker full of water and measured the volume of the displaced fluid. The mathematician measured the diameter and calculated a triple integral. The engineer looked it up in his Red Rubber Ball Volume...
Archimedes law of bathing
When your body immersed in water, the phone rings
A newly-wed couple move in together
Cynthia had known that Andrew was obsessed with football ("soccer"), but she hadn't realised just how much. Andrew spent hours every day watching games, reading commentary, and analysing player stats. As she did not care much for the sport, Cynthia was hoping to convince him to spend more time with ...
A man in his 80’s went to a doctor with his beautiful, breathtaking 25 year old lady.
Doctor helped the frail old man in his clinic: What can I do for you today, sir?
Old man said to the Dr: I married this beautiful angel 2 months ago, and she is pregnant with my baby. At this age, I forgot how to care for the mother, I want to seek your advice.
Doctor a little taken ...
Two Rednecks are walking along a river bank...
... when they come across a group of people watching a man immerse some of them in the river. Spying them, the man calls out "Hey, brothers, come on down. I'm baptizing sinners, washing away their sin, just as the word says. Come on down, you'll find Jesus, you'll be saved!"
"What d'you reck...
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