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Huskies Jokes

Why are huskies always drunk?

Because _whine_ runs in their blood!

You can thank my 2 AM sleep-deprived brain for this :P

3 dogs met at the park

The Husky mentioned that God has blessed Huskies as the superior breed.

The Rottweiler snapped quickly and replied that God said Rottweilers are the absolute best!

The German Sheppard turned and asked, “ I said what ?”

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Awkward moments

The way the joke is supposed to go:

>A man went to Alaska a 129 lb weakling and he came back a husky fucker.

My friend, who just started working at a new place, said it like this to a group of his new co-workers:

>A man went to Alaska a 129 lb weakling and he came back fuc...

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