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It’s my cake day and no one cares
I feel caked…pied….I mean desserted
A man walks into an antique store and starts looking around.
Suddenly, he gazes upon the most beautiful bronze statue of a siamese cat. He asks the store owner how much he wants for the statue. The store owner replies "It's $100 for the statue and $1000 for the story that goes with it."
The man replies "I really don't care about the story, but I do wa...
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I used to think that clowns doing the 1930’s cream pie gag was hilarious
Until I realized that I too have also been creampied by clowns
I used to laugh at the circus.
But then I realised I too have been cream-pied by clowns.