I once ate a quarter ounce of mushrooms and drove from Flint from Auburn hills while being lectured by a Giant Goldcap on why i'd never do mushrooms again.
Turns out, he was completely right.
I was walking in the park today with my Auburn t-shirt on.
There was a couple holding hands walking toward me on the path and I could see that the guy had an Alabama hat on. As the couple passed, the guy exclaimed, "Roll tide buddy!" I'm not one for confrontation so I decided to give him a complement, and told him his sister was hot.
About yesterdays Alabama vs. Auburn game…
I feel bad for all the Alabama fans who drove their houses to the game yesterday.
"The Dog Story" from Lewis Grizzard
One of the greatest, "The Dog Story"
>We are playing Auburn. Sanford Stadium. National Television. Winner wins the Southeastern Conference; goes to the Sugar Bowl. 85,000 people jammed into Sanford Stadium. National television audience. This game is on the Armed Service Network. Peopl...
I had a great time watching "The Worlds Largest Outdoor Family Reunion" yesterday.
I guess most people just call it the Alabama vs Auburn game.
A boy is walking down an old highway...
A boy is walking down an old highway when a man in his pickup asks what he's doing. The boy replies "I'm running away from my momma." The man asks "Why would you do that?" "She beats me sir!", the boy responded. "Well would you like me to take your to your dad's house?" "Oh no sir. He beats me too."...
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College Football Jokes - Enjoy!
Don't know where they came from, but they are worth a chuckle or two.
> Ohio State's > Urban Meyer on one of his players: "He doesn't know > the meaning of the word > fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know > the meaning of a lot of > words...