Almost all the hotels I usually stay at are closed

I had to go with my last resort

I rely on hotels so much I’ve actually become quite

Inn-dependent

My uncle Rob died at the height of ecstasy, in one of those seedy hotels, when the ceiling mirror fell on him

Sad to die alone like that.

I like working in hotels that label the ground floor L for lobby.

If a guest has a complaint, I can tell them to go to L.

What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common?

No ballroom.

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