I rely on hotels so much I’ve actually become quite
Inn-dependent
What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common?
No *ball*room
Why do ghosts like to stay in hotels?
Because they love the complimentary boo-fet!
A man walks into a hotels lobby and asks
"Excuse me, can you remind me which room am I in?"
"Most certainly sir! You are in the lobby sir"
What could we call an international chain of hotels catering to vampires?
Hema Globe Inns
(Thoughts on this OC?)
Almost all the hotels I usually stay at are closed
I had to go with my last resort
Two drunk guys walk into a hotel
snippering one word after another they finally manage to make themselves understood by the girl at the reception.
"So you want the cheapest double room we have, right? The only free one is on the 100th floor but the elevator is broken". The two guys, in order not to spend the night sleeping o...
I like working in hotels that label the ground floor L for lobby.
If a guest has a complaint, I can tell them to go to L.
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