A Protestant missionary is in India trying to convert Hindus to Christianity

He teaches a Hindu man about Christianity and gives him a Bible.

He comes back a week later and sees a picture of the pope among all the other gods at the man's house.

"Why do you have a picture of the pope there?"

"Isn't he the reincarnation of Jesus?"

The missionary tol...

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Do you know what Christians, Hindus and Muslims agree on?

Chicken are Fucking delicious.

Why are Hindus so friendly?

They don’t have beef with anyone.


Sorry if this terrible joke might be offensive.

It is really unfortunate that Islam, Christianity, and Judaism have been fighting each other for centuries.

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.

Hindus are so chill

i’ve never had beef with any of them

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Two Hindus were talking

Both had failed in college for the third time.

One says "This is too tough! I don't think I'll ever pass. Do you think we hould commit suicide?"

The other replies "Hell no! Are you crazy? We'll have to start over from kindergarten!"

Kerala was the first indian state where Hindus got converted to Christianity

Saint Thomas, who was one of the disciples of Jesus Christ visited Kerala in 52 AD.

How did St Thomas convert Keralites to Christianity ?

St Thomas said, "Jesus healed the sick ".
People didn't believe .

He said, "Jesus died for you".
People said "Oh pl...

Hindus and vegans must be great friends

they never have beef

What do Hindus order at Mexican restaurants?

Chimichakras

[Racist Humor] What do you do in a crowd of Hindus?

Connect the Dots

What kind of cow do Hindus living in Russia worship?

A moss cow.

I’m a fat man starting to feel spiritual

As I looked into all the different religions, I found that that all of them, in one way or another, involved abstaining from food. Hindus, for example all give up beef. Mormons boycott alcohol and coffee. As a Catholic you can eat anything most of the year, but have to give up the foods like most fo...

I feel like there should be a travel book for India called

“A definitive guide to India: The Hindus and the Hindont’s”

Babri Masjid or Ram Mandir?

An amicable solution is to build a hospital over the site

for erectile dysfunction.

Millions of Muslims and Hindus will benefit equally.

Why was Gandhi an advocate of naan violence?

Because Hindus don't like beef

I'm Becoming a Hindu

Son : Dad I want to learn about Hinduism

Dad : So are you going to be praying to your mother now?

Son : What are you talking about...

Dad : Hindus worship cows right?

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Proof that Santa doesn’t exists

There are about 2 billion children on earth. But Santa does not have to visit Muslims, Hindus, Jews or Buddhists, which reduces the number to 15% or 378 million. Thus, with a world average of 3.5 children per household, there are 108 million households to visit if we can assume that there are at le...

I shouldn't have said that...

I was explaining to my wife last night that Hindus believe when you die, you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously haven't been listening."

911?

Husband: "Hello, 911? Yes, there's this Hindu fellow who's been following my wife around for the past few hours, and it's starting to really creep us out. He just now got down on his knees and he's... praying, or something."

911 Operator: "Sir, calm down, there's no issue here- Hindus are wel...

How does Gordon Ramsay know that his steak is undercooked?

The Hindus are still worshipping it.

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