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A minister wants to lick his queen's bosom

He asks Tenali Raman to help him achieve this desire. Tenali says he will help him out, but only for a fee. The minister pays him half the gold then and promises the rest once his desire has been fulfilled. Tenali agrees.

Tenali goes to the palace washerman, bribes him and gets him to put a s...

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RELIGIOUS

Taoism .

Buddhism If , it's not really .

Islam If , it's the will of Allah.

Protestantism because you don't work hard enough.

Judaism Why does this always happen to us?

Hinduism This happened before....

Oscar Pistorius was keen to get a new bathroom door....

but his girlfriend was dead against it.

Source: Scorch-O-Rama cafe, Wellington, New Zealand

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