Why do Buddhists meditate in front of mirrors?

For optimal self reflection

What does Redditors and Buddhists have in common.

Both want Karma

How do Buddhists like their eggs in the morning?

In an Ommmelette

Why do Buddhists get the harshest jail sentences?

Because all their crimes are pre-meditated.

Do Buddhists consider YOLO offensive?

Asking for a friend

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I hate Japanese Buddhists

I’m zenophobic

Buddhists never write R.I.P on the gravestones

All of them just say BRB

How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

There is no light bulb.

Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

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