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How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It's already enlightened.

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Why do Buddhists meditate in front of mirrors?

For optimal self reflection

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What does Redditors and Buddhists have in common.

Both want Karma

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Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

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How do Buddhists like their eggs in the morning?

In an Ommmelette

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Do Buddhists consider YOLO offensive?

Asking for a friend

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Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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Three Buddhists walks into a meditative state

Silence

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If Christians have the Daily Bread, what do Buddhists have?

The Daily Lama

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