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Buddhists Jokes

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It's already enlightened.

Why do Buddhists meditate in front of mirrors?

For optimal self reflection

What does Redditors and Buddhists have in common.

Both want Karma

Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

How do Buddhists like their eggs in the morning?

In an Ommmelette

Do Buddhists consider YOLO offensive?

Asking for a friend

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

Three Buddhists walks into a meditative state

Silence

If Christians have the Daily Bread, what do Buddhists have?

The Daily Lama

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