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The Bible tells us to love each other.

The Kama Sutra is a little more specific.

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We have all heard of the Kama Sutra ...

It shows all the ways you can fuck.

But have you heard of the Karma Sutra ...

It shows all the ways you can get fucked over.

India gave us the Kama Sutra and Yoga, which is training to help doing the Kama Sutra.

Thanks Tindia.

My girlfriend bought me a copy of the kama sutra last week...

... which put me in an awkward postition.

I went to the library looking for a copy of the Kama sutra...

I couldn't find it. So I complained to the librarian.
They Replied "Ah that's cause it's in a different position every week"

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The Kama Sutra has announced a new sex position called The Plumber:

You stay in all day and nobody comes!

I'm working on a Star Wars Kama Sutra book.

I don't have all the positions down quite yet, but I have mastered the Hand Solo.

My girlfriend has two version of the Kama Sutra, the original and the Director's Cut. One time I asked her what the difference was.

Apparently the author is Jewish

My wife said if I don’t do page 7 of the Kama Sutra she will leave me.

It's put me in a very difficult position.

Bible teaches you to love thy neighbor.

Kama-sutra tells you how.

Dave wants to impress his new date.

She loves dancing, so he blurted out going to this new club, forgetting he can’t dance at all. He goes to the bookstore and finds the first thing he can read. He studies for two days, learning all the movements and positions.

The night goes as planned, and he is pretty confident with how he ...

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The Big Bang Theory

# Some Background Info

The TV show "The Big Bang Theory" was created by Chuck Lorre. At the end of each episode he inserted a one screen humorous comment.

While season 4 was being produced, the lead actress had a horseback riding accident unrelated to the show which caused her a broke...

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Good Girls, Bad Girl’s And Naughty Girls

Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot

Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons

Naughty girls unbutton your pants


Good girls wax their floors

Bad girls wax their bikini line

Naughty girls wax your nutsack


Good girls blush during sex sce...

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