He orders a daiquiri, and the bartender serves him up. After finishing his drink, he compliments the bartender, saying, "that's the best daiquiri I've ever had!"
The next day, the doctor returns and orders another daiquiri, the bartender serves him, the doctor drinks it down and again complim...
Walnut daiquiris
Old Doc Brown had a peculiar routine for the end of his workday. He would always stop at the bar on his walk home and slowly sip a walnut daiquiri. Like clockwork, 5 days a week for 20 years, Doc Brown would stroll in at 6pm, sit at the end of the bar, and drink his daiquiri.
Jack tended the ...
A bartender has a drink ready for his customer every evening.
He’s a doctor and every time he finishes work he comes to the bar for a hazelnut daiquiri. One night, the bar is all out of hazelnuts. The bartender rummages through the inventory but is only able to find hickory nuts. He improvises a drink in the nick of time.
The doctor comes in rig...
A doctor walked into a bar...
Every day after his shift got over. He would always order the same thing. A hazelnut daquiri. The bartender became familiar with this routine, and would always put up a glass at precisely 5:03 PM for the doctor.
One day, as the doctor's time approached, the bartender realised he was out of ha...
bill the bartender has a regular who enjoys his drink made a certain way
he's a doctor and every day he comes to bill's bar at 18:30 on the dot to order his daiquiri with crushed walnuts. bill keeps a bag of walnuts under the bar ready for him. one day as bill sees the doctor enter his bar he reaches for a walnut but the bag is empty. he grabs some hickory nuts in stead ...
A doctor gets a chestnut dacquiri every day after work at the bar across the street.
He's been doing this for a couple of years at this point, and so the bartender, Jim, knows him. He forgot the man's name so at this point he just calls him "doc". In fact the doctor has been doing this for so long at the same time every day that the bartender prepares the dacquiri before he gets the...
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A doctor always stopped....
A doctor always stopped in to his friendly neighborhood watering hole for an almond daiquiri at 6:00 every day. Dick, the bartender, always had it ready for him on the bar when he came in.
One day, it was approaching six and suddenly Dick realized he was out of almonds. "Oh, no, the doc's gon...
A dentist goes to the bar every day at 4:30...
He comes like clockwork every weekday. And, every day he orders the same drink- an almond daiquiri. He's so consistent, that the bartender starts making his drink at 4:25.
One day, the bartender discovers to his horror that he's out of almonds. So he makes it with Hickory nuts. The dentist...
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