Did you all hear about the recent standoff between the proud boys and police at a local campground?

The fighting was in tents.

Did you guys hear about the Mexican standoff?

In the end there was only Juan left

Did you hear about the serial killer that got killed in a standoff with the police in an ice cream shop?

He got what he dessert.

A man has been in a bar throwing them back all night.

Since he is a regular and never causes any trouble, the bartender lets him stay well past closing time.

The bartender has washed all the glasses, swept the floors, wiped the bar and tables down, and has closed down for the night. The bartender finally kicks him out just as the sun is coming ...

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