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Bbs Jokes

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One day, Billy ate a can of BBs..

Later on, his sister goes up to their mom and says, "Mommy Mommy! Billy peed out a BB!". and the mom just says, "well its gotta come out somehow.."


an hour or two later, the sister goes up to the mom and says "Mommy Mommy, Billy peed out another BB!". and the mom says, "well, its gotta co...

One of the patrons of the church was cooking a pot of her famous beans for the church potluck. Her son, Little Johnny, came running through the house, BB gun in one hand, and a handful of BBs in the other.

He tripped and the BBs, naturally, went right into the pot of beans.
Thinking it over, Little Johnny could think of no reason why he should risk punishment, so he said nothing.
The dinner went well, and, as usual, the beans were one of the favorite dishes.
The next day, the church secretary...

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3 kids were making cookies but they didn't have chocolate chips

Instead they used BBs. They ate the cookies and didn't think anything more of it.


The next day the first child went to the bathroom and came running to their mother. Mommy mommy! I have BBs in my poop!


The second child went to the bathroom and came running out screaming. Momm...

What do cannonballs do when they fall in love?

They make bbs

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BB Soup

An Italian mother is making a soup for dinner one night for her 3 kids. While she is cooking, she accidentally knocks over a bottle of BBs and it spills into the soup. She freaks out and gets out as many as she can before dinner but can't get it all.

Later that night, after dinner and after ...

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A mother wanted to kill her three boys...

A mother wanted to kill her three boys. She grabbed the first thing she could and put BBs in the kids mashed potatoes in hopes of choking or poisoning.

The next day, the first boy came to his mother and said "Mommy Mommy! I got a BB stuck in my weenie and I can't go pee" ... She replied "Ok ...

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