Heli Jokes

One cow says to the other, "The news is so scary with all this talk of mad cow disease, it really has me worried"

The other cow looks over and says ," I'm not worried at all..... I'm a helicopter....."

They decide to tour all over the world, and they really liked the idea of flying over countries on a helicopter.


At first, they went to France, and while enjoying a couple of drinks, his friend places his hand out of the heli's window and says:


"Ah yes, we are definitly flying ... read more

What do you get if you cross a helicopter and a rhinos

HellIfIKnow

As is well known, in this thirtieth century of ours, space travel is fearfully dull and time-consuming. In search of diversion, many crew Members defy the quarantine restrictions and pick up pets from the various habitable worlds they explore.

Jim Sloane had a rockette, which he called Teddy.... read more

So there is a religious guy living in an area that is being greatly flooded.
(Let’s call him father Otis)
when there is a couple of inches of water on the ground a guy on a surfboard comes along and says in a think Mexican accent "father Otis I get you to safety just hop on my board and I take... read more