If you lose one of your senses, your other senses get enhanced
This is why people with no sense of humor have a heightened sense of self'importance.
The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats
and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Brits have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome"...
Three vampires sit in a cave in the black of night, sharing a drink, laughing, and generally having a good time that one would not associate with the undead.
The night grew longer, and an observer, should they be careful enough, would learn that vampires can indeed get drunk.
Eventually, the three begin to bicker about which of them is the most powerful and deadly.
The youngest suddenly gets up, and flies off into the night. Almost instantl...
A blind guy (Dale) goes to a lumber yard looking for a job. Once he finds the freemans office he introduces himself and asks for a job.
The foreman (Greg) is unsure how a blind guy can work at a lumber yard and expresses his concerns.
Dale explains that bind people usually have heightened senses in the other areas. In his case his sense of smell is extra keen.
Greg tells him Dale that he doesn't understand how that wi...
I have a friend that is much taller than me
Because of the height difference between us he can see farther than me in a crowd.
He has heightened vision
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A gorilla that swung too far
A zoo was barely making ends meet. The head zookeeper was keeping things together, but it was a struggle. Instead of a pride of lions, they had one lone lion. Instead of a band of gorillas, just two. The rest of the zoo animals were just as sparse.
One day during a thunder and lightning storm...
I met a man with a nose on his forehead the other day...
He said it gave him a heightened sense of smell.