Did you hear that farmers are getting rid of circular hay bales?
Yeah, horses are sad that they’re not getting a square meal.
Do you know those round hay bales you sometimes see in fields?
The government is trying to outlaw them. Apparently cows aren’t getting a square meal.
Did you hear they banned round hay bales in Kentucky?
Cows couldn't get a square meal.
(h/t my grandma who tells this joke like it is her job)
Did you guys hear they’re gonna start making round hay bales illegal?
Apparently it’s something about the cows needing 3 square meals a day
So we were driving down an old country road and we saw some bales.
I was surprised to see them so I waved at the bales and said, "hay bales!"
The shortest Dad Joke in the world.
Driving down a country road with your kids in the back seat, point at a stack of hay bales on some random farm and exclaim:
>#“Hey!”
A pastor is walking down a path
When he spots a young boy, frantically lifting hay bales onto an upended cart. The boy is sweating profusely, and the pastor says to him: "Son, you are working very hard, very hard indeed. It is a hot day, perhaps you should take a rest?"
"Oh no, sir, my father would not like that. I must...
A woman is visiting a farm...
A woman is visiting a farm and sees an attractive but naive farmhand. She goes to talk to him and convinces him to meet her in the barn later. Once she has him alone in the barn she says, "Take off your clothes." "Well all right" he says and does so. "Now take off all my clothes". He complies....
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