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My favorite burn I've gotten for being trans

I was born female and transitioned to male. Early on in my transition, my gf and I were playing a video game, and I called her a noob when she died.

Her: Yeah okay Pinocchio.

Me: Pinocchio?

Her: You know... "I want to be a real boy!"

Edit: thanks for all the support and a...

Dear Justin Bieber haters...please respect him.

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I owe my life to Justin. Last August 16,2014 I was in a coma for 4 months due to a terrible car accident.
One day my nurse turned the radio to Justin's song...
So I got up...and turned off the radio.

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My dick is so long if I laid it on the keyboard it would stretch all the way from A to Z

Wait... Shit...

I treat my haters the same way I treat fingers on 4th of July…

I just blow ‘em off

What can you say about the haters of Jesus?

I guess they nailed it in the end.

What’s the deal with Furries? Haters think there’s nothing wrong with drawing cats.

But oh, when the cat becomes a femboy it’s suddenly a problem.

What's the difference between Star Wars fans and Star Wars haters?

the fans enjoyed 2 of the movies

Haters, Amy Schumer just got another Netflix special announced, who's laughing now

^(still nobody)

I can't see the haters.

- Helen Keller

I like my coffee the way I like my haters.

Roasted.

To all the haters out there, I think Melania Trump's speech hit all the right keys.

Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V

Haters once said Chuck Yeager would never break the sound barrier...

But he made a Machery of them.

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Horses are the biggest haters I know

Fucking neigh-sayers

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A distraught woman answered the door…

DISCLAIMER: I heard this 30 years ago and was told this was a true story. Then I heard a comedian tell it 20 years ago. I have no idea what the actual origin is so haters kindly please step off. Lol

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The nighttime festivities at a neighborhood pub were winding down when the b...

Anti-vaxers want to turn cemeteries into museums

Because they are cure-haters

Rain Rain Go Away

That's what all my haters say.
-cumulonimbus clouds probably

I’ve been thinking...

I have seen a lot of hate spewed in recent days about a man who is a constant winner and overachiever, and that's what the people who support him like about him. Yes, he's been caught in some lies and maybe twisted the truth a little but he's still out there proving his haters wrong time after time....

I hate two types of people...

haters and hypocrites.

Have you heard about Terry the tractor lover?

He was the ultimate tractor enthusiast, his bedroom was plastered with tractor posters, his bed was adorned with a tractor bed spread, tractor toys littered the floor and tractor maintenance DVDs dominated his shelves.

Shortly after Terry's 18th birthday (where he of course had a tractor bir...

I hate three things

1. Haters
2. Lists
3. Hypocrites

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