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Ariana Grande Jokes

How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?

She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.

My wife reminds me of Ariana Grande.

She’ll say “Don’t forget, next Wednesday we’re seeing Ariana Grande”

What does Ariana Grande want to be when she grows up?

Ariana Venti

\*Thanks to my dad for this one

What does Ariana Grande...

What does Ariana Grande order at McDonald's ?

A Mac Miller.

TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.

I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.

My girlfriend looks a little like Ariana Grande

And a lot like Patrick Ewing

Bishop Charles Ellis III has spoken of his embarrassment over groping Ariana Grande..

He says he felt a right tit.

Johnny on his first day of high school

Johnny sat in a circle with the rest of his new classmates on his first day of high school.

Teacher: Now kids we're going to play a game so we learn a bit about each other. We're going to go around the circle and each person is going to tell me their name, favourite animal and who they'd take...

ISIS has issued a travel warning to terrorists

The terrorist group has urged supporters to avoid “the land of the epidemic”.

Meanwhile in Britain, Ariana Grande concert tickets are selling out a lot faster.

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I should name my dog Ariana Grande

That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande

Who is the biggest singer right now?

Ariana Grande

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