Rudolph had to ask Santa why Dasher and Dancer are always taking coffee breaks?
Santa: Because those two are my star bucks.
Donner: “Dasher, what’s wrong with Comet?”
Dasher: “He just learned his wife ran off to Vegas and blew 50 bucks.”
Ordered takeout from Door Dash and offered the Dasher some fries.
"Nah, I'm good. I already had some"
Dasher, dancer, prancer, and vixen.
The four stages of Bruce Jenner.
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You've never heard of the 10th Reindeer?
The first eight are Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen.
The 9th is Rudolth the red nosed reindeer, and the 10th is the jerk called Olive.
Why do i call him a jerk? You know... Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names.
Do you recall the name of the other, 10th reindeer?
You have the original eight reindeer: Dasher, Prancer, etc. And of course, there is Rudoloph which makes nine.
The 10th reindeer is Olive. It says so right in the song:
"Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"!
A man is driving down a country road
A man is driving down a country road when he loses control of his car and ends up in a ditch. He gets out of the car and knocks on a farmhouse door for help. He explains his situation to the farmer. The farmer gets his horse and they walk to the crash scene. The farmer then uses rope to tie the hors...
I ordered Door Dash tonight. When the guy got to my house he skipped to the door.
Looks like my Dasher is more like a Prancer.