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Half Time Jokes

Why did Eminem kneel at the half time show?

His knees were weak, and arms were heavy.

I heard 50 Cent wasn’t expected at the half time show

I didn’t think it was a surprise he came out after two quarters

Guardiola at half time

Pep Talks

The Weeknd is doing the Pepsi Half Time Show

...but all the songs are about coke.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The reactions to the half time show are pretty mixed. I've seen some people say it was the best since Prince and some people say it's the worst since Coldplay. Others have said it was complete ass.

It’s hard to tell what they think.

Penn State Prefers to be losing at half time..

Because at Penn State they like when you are a little behind in the locker room. - South Park

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