Hail Storm Jokes

Long may they rain

Most of the damage was dealt to his ROOF.
He was on the phone for hours howling at his insurance provider.

"My car! issa Al Dente."

It's a mess. looks basically like a golf ball--dents everywhere. So she takes it to a body shop, and the technician sees she's blonde and decides to have some fun. He tells her that the fix is simple, that as soon as the tailpipe is cool, to blow into it and all the dents will just pop right out.<... read more

Jill woke up one morning after a hail storm that night. Her car had dents all over it. It was incredibly bad damage, so she brought it into a local auto repair to get the dents fixed. The mechanic, noticing that Jill was blonde, thought he would have a little fun. He simply told her that there is an... read more

A man applied for a job delivering mail to remote areas by plane. The human resources officer showed him the employment contract.


He said, "you need to be aware that the U.S. Post Office has a tradition of delivering the mail no matter what, even in bad weather. So that means you will... read more

One day, a blonde was driving from her mothers house home. On the way, she got caught in a hail storm. Thinking it would be best, she pressed on and sped to get home. When she arrived home, she parked her car in the garage and went inside to go to sleep.

Upon waking in the morning, she went d... read more