Why did M. Night Shyamalan get sent to Guantanamo Bay?
Because he's a Middle Eastern guy who has made a lot of bombs.
Do you know what they feed you at Guantanamo Bay?
Well after being there for 30 years, neither do I!
How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?
WATERBOARDING!!!
The original "You won't last 5 minutes playing this game" was invented in
Guantanamo Bay.
If you scream three times...
At night, if you lock yourself in a bathroom with lights off and scream Allahu Ackbar three times the CIA will come through your mirror and take you to Guantanamo Bay.
I saw on Facebook my ex wanted to get into water sports
I recommended waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay
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