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Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds fun

if you don’t know what either of those are
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Why was 10 sent to Guantanamo Bay?

They found out he was at the middle of 9-11.
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What do you call a terrorist's girlfriend?

A Guantanamo Bae


Thought of this one earlier and just had to share
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Why did M. Night Shyamalan get sent to Guantanamo Bay?

Because he's a Middle Eastern guy who has made a lot of bombs.
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Do you know what they feed you at Guantanamo Bay?

Well after being there for 30 years, neither do I!
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How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!
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My girlfriend used to work at an American prison in Cuba.

She’s my Guantanamo Bae.
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On my way for the latest Porsche presentation..

the airport officials requested the purpose of my flight.
I wrote down "I'm here for the newest 911".
Best regards from Guantanamo.
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The original "You won't last 5 minutes playing this game" was invented in

Guantanamo Bay.
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If you scream three times...

At night, if you lock yourself in a bathroom with lights off and scream Allahu Ackbar three times the CIA will come through your mirror and take you to Guantanamo Bay.
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I saw on Facebook my ex wanted to get into water sports

I recommended waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay
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