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Guantanamo Jokes

Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds fun

if you don’t know what either of those are

Why was 10 sent to Guantanamo Bay?

They found out he was at the middle of 9-11.

What do you call a terrorist's girlfriend?

A Guantanamo Bae


Thought of this one earlier and just had to share

Why did M. Night Shyamalan get sent to Guantanamo Bay?

Because he's a Middle Eastern guy who has made a lot of bombs.

Do you know what they feed you at Guantanamo Bay?

Well after being there for 30 years, neither do I!

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

My girlfriend used to work at an American prison in Cuba.

She’s my Guantanamo Bae.

On my way for the latest Porsche presentation..

the airport officials requested the purpose of my flight.
I wrote down "I'm here for the newest 911".
Best regards from Guantanamo.

The original "You won't last 5 minutes playing this game" was invented in

Guantanamo Bay.

If you scream three times...

At night, if you lock yourself in a bathroom with lights off and scream Allahu Ackbar three times the CIA will come through your mirror and take you to Guantanamo Bay.

I saw on Facebook my ex wanted to get into water sports

I recommended waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay

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