General Tso...Colonel Sanders...

What is it with these high ranking military men making chicken?

What did the comedian say to the Chinese general who refused to laugh?

Why Tso serious?

What does Captain Picard say when he goes to a Chinese restaurant?

"Make it Tso!"

Why don’t we have to worry about the Chinese invading

Because general tso is a chicken

Animals missing legs.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It Doesn't matter, it is not going to come anyways.

What do you do with a dog with no legs?

Take him for a drag.

What do you call a cat with no legs?

General Tso's chicken

What do you call a cow with no legs?


How do you make the best Americanized Chinese food?

Like Tso.

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