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Who is the only higher ranked officer in the Chicken Army above Colonel Sanders?

General Tso.

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Jean-Luc Picard just opened a Chinese restaurant.

It's called Make It Tso.

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What did the comedian say to the Chinese general who refused to laugh?

Why Tso serious?

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Why doesn’t anyone have to worry about the Chinese invading

Because general tso is a chicken.

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How do you make the best Americanized Chinese food?

Like Tso.

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