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Who is the only higher ranked officer in the Chicken Army above Colonel Sanders?

General Tso.

Jean-Luc Picard just opened a Chinese restaurant.

It's called Make It Tso.

What did the comedian say to the Chinese general who refused to laugh?

Why Tso serious?

Why doesn’t anyone have to worry about the Chinese invading

Because general tso is a chicken.

How do you make the best Americanized Chinese food?

Like Tso.

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