What do you say to grasslands that have run out of nutrients and can no longer support grazing livestock like they used to?

You're pasture prime.

Why don't antelopes play poker in the African grasslands?

Too many cheetahs.

A fire started on some grasslands near a farm.

The county fire department was called to put out the fire. The fire was more than the county fire department could handle. Someone suggested that a nearby volunteer bunch be called. Despite some doubt that the volunteer outfit would be of any assistance, the call was made.

The volunteers arri...

What type of music do people listen to in the grasslands?

[Shrub-steppe.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrub-steppe)

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