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Ice Age Jokes

If you’re having trouble talking to girls just do it like Scrat from Ice Age

Bust a nut to break the ice

What’s the difference between Scrat from Ice Age and a streamers simps?

Scrat actually has a chance to get his nut

I love Ice Age Baby

And 100 Other Funny Jokes You Can Tell Yourself! Volume 7

Everything that went extinct before the ice age was a hipster

They were dying before it was cool.

What’s the difference between a speed bump and Ice Age Baby?

You slow down before running over the speed bump.

Slow Fonz

Fonz was a man in his mid-70's who still loved the ladies a lot. So once or twice a week he visited the red lights district. The ladies did not like seeing him open their door. Not that Fonz was a brute or something, it just took ages for him to come.

So one day he's banging Cherry. After wh...

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