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Grammar Police Jokes

I asked the grammar police about a crime in the capital...

They told me that case was sensitive.

I got pulled over by the Grammar Police.

The cop was pretty passive about the sentence he handed me.

I had the court appearance for my encounter with the grammar police today...

The judge gave me a run on sentence!

The pirate comes up onto the deck

The pirate comes up onto the deck and finds the captain.

"The cannons be ready, Sire!" announced the pirate.

The captain replies, "Are".

This joke was brought to you by the grammar police.

I had to break up with my girlfriend because she had bad breathe...

... I guess it just wasn't mint to be.

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