What do Donald Trump and Tony the Tiger share in common?
Both are orange and both say They're Gr-r-reat!
A woman is shopping at a grocery store.
She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're...
In a bus...
... a grandma looks with interest a girl that has a hieroglyphs tattoo on her neck
Gi: "Hey granny, what are you looking at?"
Gr: "At what is written on your neck, darling."
Gi: "So what? Tattoos haven't existed when you were young?"
Gr: "Babe, we had them to, but... I w...