He misses the flavor of the lead based paint chips he used to eat as a child.
In the year 2010, the Lord came unto Noah and said:
“Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flash before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans."
He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unen...
The Imperial Wizard of the KKK was just found dead near a river in Missouri...
Man, the moment the EPA gets threatened people start dropping white trash in our water.
I cooked something so good a culture was built upon it.
However according to the EPA it was a biohazard.
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It was a wonderful morning and Trump stepped out ..
Of the White House to feel the warm sunshine on his face. He noticed something written on the wall and moved closer. There it was, someone had pissed the words, "Trump Sucks" on the garden wall. Furious, Trump called up the CIA, NSA, EPA, the DC police and demanded that the culprit be found and brou...
The FBI made a big marijuana bust recently.
The took the approximately 2 tons of weed to a landfill and had it incinerated. However, the EPA stepped in and showed concern for the multitude of seagulls flying overhead. You know what their study discovered? That there was no tern left unstoned.
A Democrat wakes up after being in a year-long coma...
...and immediately calls the doctor over to his hospital bed.
"Doctor, I need to know; who won the election? Was it Sanders? Clinton?"
The doctor shakes her head. "Let me put it this way: there's good news and there's bad news."
"What's the bad news?" the Democrat asks.
Don't worry about losing health care under the Trump administration
We won't need it after the EPA starts restricting oxygen
Modern Bible Stories: American Noah's Ark
…..And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: ” In one year, I am going to make it rain and cover the whole earth with water until all flesh is destroyed, but I want you to save the righteous people and two of every kind of living thing on earth. Therefore, I am commanding you to build an Ark.” In a...