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Grinch Jokes

Why doesn’t the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

If someone who hates Christmas is called a Grinch...

what do you call someone who hates Valentine's Day?

Single.

Did you hear Magnum is coming out with a special edition Grinch condom

It's for 39 and a half foot poles

Why did the Grinch go to the bottle store?

To find some Christmas spirit

Did you hear what the Rabbi said about The Grinch?

He was just happy he didn’t steal their Jewvilations...

Happy holidays y’all!

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What’s green, mean and spreads his cheeks at Christmas?

Not the grinch you pessimistic fuck!
Santa’s favourite elf

I’ve heard the reviews for the new Grinch movie have been bad.

One reviewer asked theater goers if they would watch The Grinch or a video of a sea sick crocodile, and 90% proffered watching the sea sick crocodile.

The Grinch hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. I could be his head wasn't screwed on just right. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. But I think that the most likely reason of all may have been that

he was Jewish.

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