What's the difference between The Grinch and Robbie Williams?

Robbie Williams managed to spoil Christmas for everyone

Why couldn't the Grinch steal Christmas?

Because of the Santa clause.

I’ve heard the reviews for the new Grinch movie have been bad.

One reviewer asked theater goers if they would watch The Grinch or a video of a sea sick crocodile, and 90% proffered watching the sea sick crocodile.

Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

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