I really think OSHA should make an OnlyFans account

They're some of the leading experts in NSFW content after all

What is an OSHA Official’s favorite beverage?

Safe Tea

NSFW What did one OSHA violation say to the other?

I can't tell you. Its not safe for work

The owner of a large cow farm walks into his barn

He sees that almost 80 of his cows have been packed tightly into the barn and the whole place smells of marijuana. He looks around at several of his farm hands who are smoking and shocked asks, "What are you doing?! OSHA is on their way for an inspection right now!"

One answered, "We know, ...

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Why does OSHA hate porn?

It's nsfw

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Why can’t astronauts jack off in the shuttle?

Because working under a suspended load is an OSHA violation

A man is called in to his bosses office

The boss says, "I have some good news and some bad news. Which do you want first?"

The man says, "What's the good news?"

The boss replies, "OSHA is naming a new safety regulation after you."

Today I watched a horror film.

An OSHA instruction video.

What do you hear if you take a construction worker's hat off and hold it to your ear?

The OSHA.

Modern Bible Stories: American Noah's Ark

…..And the Lord spoke to Noah and said:
” In one year, I am going to make it rain and cover the whole earth with water until all flesh is destroyed, but I want you to save the righteous people and two of every kind of living thing on earth. Therefore, I am commanding you to build an Ark.”
In a...

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