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Osha Jokes

What is an OSHA Official’s favorite beverage?

Safe Tea

I really think OSHA should make an OnlyFans account

They're some of the leading experts in NSFW content after all

NSFW What did one OSHA violation say to the other?

I can't tell you. Its not safe for work

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Why does OSHA hate porn?

It's nsfw

Her: Do you want an invite to my special NSFW account?

*OSHA, eyes narrowing:* Your what?

What's the most NSFW website on the internet?

osha.gov

The owner of a large cow farm walks into his barn

He sees that almost 80 of his cows have been packed tightly into the barn and the whole place smells of marijuana. He looks around at several of his farm hands who are smoking and shocked asks, "What are you doing?! OSHA is on their way for an inspection right now!"

One answered, "We know, ...

A man is called in to his bosses office

The boss says, "I have some good news and some bad news. Which do you want first?"

The man says, "What's the good news?"

The boss replies, "OSHA is naming a new safety regulation after you."

Did you know? If you put a hard hat up to your ear...

...you can hear the OSHA

Today I watched a horror film.

An OSHA instruction video.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Why can’t astronauts jack off in the shuttle?

Because working under a suspended load is an OSHA violation

Modern Bible Stories: American Noah's Ark

…..And the Lord spoke to Noah and said:
” In one year, I am going to make it rain and cover the whole earth with water until all flesh is destroyed, but I want you to save the righteous people and two of every kind of living thing on earth. Therefore, I am commanding you to build an Ark.”
In a...

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