In Greek Mythology, the Gorgon sisters Stheno, Euryale, and Medusa had the power to turn anyone who looked at them into stone.
But few people know that there was a fourth Gorgon sister named Zola.
She had the power to turn her enemies into cheese.
What do you call a gorgon on drugs?
Stoned
What did the mimic say to the Gorgon?
Be ya, wouldn't want to see ya!
What's Medusa's favorite cheese?
*Gorgonzola*!
....
OK, I'll show myself out.....
What kind of cheese did Medusa eat?
Gorgon zola.
What do you call a woman who's good at both cheese-making and singing?
Medusa - she does a killer gorgon solo.
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