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In Greek Mythology, the Gorgon sisters Stheno, Euryale, and Medusa had the power to turn anyone who looked at them into stone.

But few people know that there was a fourth Gorgon sister named Zola.

She had the power to turn her enemies into cheese.

What do you call a gorgon on drugs?

Stoned

What did the mimic say to the Gorgon?

Be ya, wouldn't want to see ya!

What's Medusa's favorite cheese?

*Gorgonzola*!



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OK, I'll show myself out.....

What kind of cheese did Medusa eat?

Gorgon zola.

What do you call a woman who's good at both cheese-making and singing?

Medusa - she does a killer gorgon solo.

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