A Vegan, Jehovah Witness and Keto Trainer walk into a bar...
* Everybody Leaves *
I told my doctor I wanted to start a vegan keto diet.
She told me "that's nuts."
Why didn't Sir Mix-A-Lot eat anything at the Keto cookout?
He don't want none unless they got buns, hun.
A man who has been doing keto for five years cheats his diet at a party.
His friend, shocked, asked him if it was hard for him to do. The man replied, "it was a piece of cake".
What do you call an insect with a high fat diet?
A mosKeto!
What do you call a bunch of Muslims on a low carb diet?
A Mosque-Keto
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