Little known fact #376: In Norway they have problems with herds of wild horses destroying the delicate eco systems around their narrow inlets.

They plan to start exporting Fjord Mustangs.

What car does a norwegian man drive?

a fjord focus

A friend of mine chops down trees, and then hauls away the lumber with a fleet of F-350 Super Duty pickup trucks...

...he's pining for the Fjords.

What do you call a Norwegian party?

A Fjord Fiesta!

I’d like to go to Sweden

But I can’t a-fjord it.

Just found out that Norway has the highest cost of living in Europe...

There's Norway I could A-Fjord to live there.

Why is it people always go to Norway for beach holidays?

They’re very a-fjord-able.

Meanwhile in the reptile design office in the planet construction halls of Magrethea...

>Credit to John Fennimore of BBC Radio 4

Down the corridor from Slartibartfarst and his fjord design office, in the planet construction halls, another magrethean is called in to see his supervisor.

“You wanted to see me sir”

“Ah, Zebon sit down,” The supervisor said pointing ...

Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

What's the most popular family car in Norway?

The Fjord Focus

Trip to Norway

I took a cruise to Norway and brought along my SUV to explore the country for a few weeks. While unloading my vehicle from the ship, the cable broke, dumping the car into the water. Now I have a Fjord Explorer.

What is a Norweigan's compact car of choice?

A Fjord Fjocus.

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