A father’s three daughters were heading out of the house to go on dates
The first daughter said, “I’m going out with Joe, and we’re gonna see a show”
The father said, “A fine fella! Have fun my dear”
The second daughter said, “I’m going out with Pete, and we’re gonna grab a bite to eat”
“Sounds wonderful! Have fun my dear”
The third daughter ...
My X-ray technician told me she usually doesn't go on dates with her patients...
...but she saw something in me.
Why don't owls go on dates in the rain?
Because it's too wet to woo.
My dad had a strict rule where I couldn't go on dates if my age was on the clock...
I can't wait to be 61.
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