Go On Date Jokes - 5 Hilarious Go On Date Jokes

Why doesn’t Chuck Norris go on dates?

Nobody can take him out.

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A father’s three daughters were heading out of the house to go on dates

The first daughter said, “I’m going out with Joe, and we’re gonna see a show”

The father said, “A fine fella! Have fun my dear”

The second daughter said, “I’m going out with Pete, and we’re gonna grab a bite to eat”

“Sounds wonderful! Have fun my dear”

The third daughter ...

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My X-ray technician told me she usually doesn't go on dates with her patients...

...but she saw something in me.

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Why don't owls go on dates in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

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My dad had a strict rule where I couldn't go on dates if my age was on the clock...

I can't wait to be 61.

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