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On a cold and rainy night a man cuts through a cemetery.

and falls into an freshly dug, empty grave. He struggles to get out but can't climb the wet,slippery walls. He begins shouting for help but has little hope as the rain is making a thunderous noise and it is late at night. A drunk, oblivious to the weather, is wending his way through the graveyard wh...

Everybody commented on how bravely Mr. Casey took his wife's sudden death.

Dry-eyed and composed, he superintended personally all the details of her funeral. As the pall-bearers were carrying the coffin through the cemetery gate, one of them accidentally banged his corner of the coffin into a post. It turned out that Mrs. Casey was not quite dead. The sudden jar brought...

An Irish lad just graduating school embarks on his career in business.

Found employment in a nice village. Being a bit of an introvert, took him a few months to venture into the local pub. Asked the bartender for 3 pints, and he took them back into a dark corner table, drank the 3 and left. After a few days, when he ordered his usual 3, the barkeep said "Ya know lad, I...

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