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American Ginny Thrasher won gold in the Olympic shooting contest. When asked where she learned her skills

"in school" she replied.

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Three couples on vacation die together in an accident

They ascend to heaven and fly up to the Pearly Gates where St. Peter is waiting for them. The first couple floats up to St. Pete and the husband asks, “St. Peter, do we get into heaven?” St. Peter responds, “Unfortunately, sir, you spent your entire life in the pursuit of money, so much so, that yo...

What does Harry Potter play with when he's bored?

Ginny Weasley's emotions.

Three men go to heaven

St. Peter looks in the book and says to the first man, “You spent your whole life trying to get drunk. You even married a woman named Ginny,” and he points him to the down escalator.

To the next man he says, “You spent your whole life trying to get rich. You even married a woman named Penny...

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