My wife tried to get smart with me one day..

As I got ready for my wrestling match she asked " why do you wear a cup when you have nothing to put into it?"

So I felt the need to respond "You wear a bra don't you??"

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Smart Pills

So a boy and his father were walking in the mountains one day when the boy looks down at the ground and says: "Hey dad, what are these little round things?"
The dad looks at his boy and says: "Well son, those are get smart pills. You take just one, and you'll be smarter."
The boy reluctan...

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Smart pills

Little Billy is standing in the barn with his grandpa

There are rabbits in the barn and their droppings are all over the floor.

The boy says, "What are all these pellets on the ground, grandpa?"

Grandpa says, "They're smart pills, Billy. Eat them and you'll get smarter."

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