Get Smart Jokes

Johnny is on his grandpa's farm in the rabbit enclosure. The ground is covered in rabbit droppings. Johnny asks, "What are all of the pellets on the floor grandpa?"

His grandpa replies, "Oh those? Those are smart pills. You eat them and you get smarter."

Johnny likes the sound of that ... read more

So a boy and his father were walking in the mountains one day when the boy looks down at the ground and says: "Hey dad, what are these little round things?"
The dad looks at his boy and says: "Well son, those are get smart pills. You take just one, and you'll be smarter."
The boy reluctan... read more