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The boss says that for their first day on the job, the Russian is in charge of concrete, the Mexican is in charge of wood, and the Korean is in charge of supplies.

The boss then leaves and comes back a few hours later to check up on his new workers.

He walks over to the Russian, and al... read more

A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.

Th... read more

Because most songs are in 4/4 but Bush only does 9/11

„Well“, says the boss, „if I hire you guys, you have to promise to not eat any of our staff.“

The cannibals promise that they will not eat anyone and get hired.

Everything is going well for a while, and one day the boss calls them into his office.

“You’re working well and all, ... read more

Five cannibals get hired on as engineers at a large International Company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for a meal, so please don't eat any of the other employees." The cannibals promised.... read more

He had all of the koalafications

A time traveler went to an interview to get a job . . .

I doesn't make any cents

The job required SASS

He was really good at bacon.

The foreman takes them down to show them what they need to do. "OK, German, take that pick and start knocking coal out of the wall. Polak, shovel the coal and put it in the railcar. Chinaman, you will be in charge of supplies. I'll be back later to check on you guys." So about an hour later, the ... read more

With his own restaurant, so i managed to get hired in the kitchen to be near the awesomeness. But every time i ask him what he wants me to do he always says the same thing: get to da choppah!

...and if you don’t get hired, just blame it on your color.