Get Fat Jokes - 10 Hilarious Get Fat Jokes

My 9 year old daughter made up this joke. "Why did the bull get fat?"

Because he ate too many cowleries.

My buddies always ask me how I can get fat girls to bed so quick.

I tell them t’s easy, just a piece of cake

Why do vampires never get fat?

They eat necks to nothing

Why did the internet browser get fat?

It accepted all cookies.

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat. You get fat.

You were expecting a joke about pi? On my cake day?

Wife to husband: “Did I get fat during quarantine?”

Husband replies: “you weren’t really that skinny to be begin with!”

Time of death: 11:00pm
Cause of death: Covid-19

Why did Thor get fat?

He got leTHORgic

If I ever get fat...

I'm gonna post before and after photos on the internet. I'll just flip them, so everyone tells me how amazing I used to look.

My wife was worried that she was going to get fat, just because her sisters are fat, her mom is fat and her grandmother was fat. So I bought her a Peloton.

She broke the cycle.

Why can't sailors get fat?

Because of those darned pie rates.

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