What is the difference between petrified and fossilized?
One is terrified
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Joe visits his favorite museum's new exhibit.
Joe was on his way to his favorite museum. The museum had announced a new exhibit and he was extremely excited to be one of the first people to ever see it, since he got some early access tickets. When he got there, there were about 12 other people who had also gotten a ticket for today, so he assum...
Noted archeologist Fred Flintstein made an amazing discovery today in Sweden
He found remains of some primitive musical instrument and a small deposit of fossilized excrement. when asked about what they signified,
Fred Flintstein replied: "A dab o' ABBA doo."