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Regrow Jokes

What do you call it when a musical spider regrows a limb quickly?

Allegro.

The liver is the only organ that can regrow if damaged....

I'll drink to that.

How did an amputee cat regrow a leg after falling of a building?

Well, we all know that a cat always lands on all fours.

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Mercedes

A police officer was standing on the side of the road, as he saw a dirty beggar drive past in a brand new Mercedes. He thought to himself:

"That's unusual."

So, without hesitation, the officer jumped in his car and pulled the beggar over, came up to the window and asked:

- Tel...

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They've finally done it!

After years of painstaking research and experimentation scientists have developed a serum that can regrow human body parts

In other news: Reports of individuals who have had their penis accidentally chopped off has increased by 100%

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