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Gaslight Jokes

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Convincing your girlfriend that she's crazy is called gaslighting and it's a dick move.

Convincing her that she's a robot with artificial intelligence and implanted memories is called bladerunning and it's a Philip K. Dick move.

Do you know what Gaslighting is?

You should, we talked about this last week.

Did you hear the one about the gaslight?

Yes you did. I told you last week.

Why did the Fox News Christmas tree catch fire?

They left it too close to the gaslight.

Have you heard the joke about gaslighting?

Because I think you have. No, seriously.

Gaslighting isn’t real.

You’re just crazy.

I work at a gaslight factory, i asked when lunch was.

They told me, "you already ate lunch"

TIL a new word: gaslighting

No you didn't.

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

Narcissists don’t use light bulbs. They use gaslighting.

My partner asked if we could watch that old movie from the 40's, "Gaslight"

I told them, "No, don't you remember? We watched it yesterday."

What does gaslighting mean?

It sounds made up. I bet you made that up.

My wife asked if we were finally going to get round to watching Gaslight...

I had to remind her we'd already seen it and she loved it.

Ive never been gaslighted

Or so ive been told

Remember when we went to the Gaslight Club?

Yes we did - why do you keep forgetting things?

My friend told me doesn't know what "gaslighting" means.

I told him: "Stop being ridiculous, you've always known what it means."

Today I learned about “gaslighting”

It is a fake word.

My girlfriend accused me of gaslighting her.

I told her she's crazy, there's no such thing as gaslighting.

Have you heard the one about the gaslighter?

Yeah you have. I’ve told you before. I have. No I have, you’re mistaken. Well if you can’t remember it that’s a clear sign of everything that’s wrong with our relationship, isn’t it? You always get like this

I said to my mom “I feel like you’re trying to gaslight me right now.”

She said “of course not sweetie, it’s all in your head.”

I used to think my mother was gaslighting me.

She convinced me that it was all in my head.

There's an interesting feature on your car that you don't know about...

Just like there are brake lights for the brake pedal, there are also gaslights for the gas pedal. No, I didn't make that up, everyone has them. I swear. Have you ever read the owners manual? Everyone knows about them, I'm surprised that you don't. How do not know about the gaslighting?

My car keeps showing that's it's low on fuel...

... but it's probably just gaslighting me.

Putin is not all bad

He is expected to greatly decrease the incidence of gaslighting across Europe.

I hear the new PM has a bold plan to solve Britain's energy woes

Gaslighting.

I was friends with an arsonist one, it was terrible

They were always gaslighting me

I was freezing in Texas

Then I used to my phone to watch the news and the gaslighting kept me warm all day.

When I was a kid, every time my dad farted he denied it.

It wasn't until years later that I realized he had been gaslighting me.

What's the word for when someone tries shift the blame of their fart onto someone else?

>!Gaslighting!<

How do narcissists save money on their electricity bills?

They use gaslighting.

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What did the Redditor say on opposite day?

Sometimes white lies are OK and it’s not always “gaslighting”.

My car tried to convince me it was out of fuel, but I was able to keep driving it for another 30 miles.

I think it was gaslighting me

In my early 20s, I was a scumbag - no car, no house, no job. I lived at with my girlfriend's apartment, and sometimes I'd even borrow her car when I went out to cheat on her.

I say "borrow", but I didn't exactly ask her for permission. She worked as a bank teller, so I'd simply wait till she fell asleep -- Then I'd sneak into the night.

When I returned, I'd adjust the seat, radio, and mirrors back how they were before. The less questions, I figured, the better, ...

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