My wife asked if we were finally going to get round to watching Gaslight...

I had to remind her we'd already seen it and she loved it.

What does gaslighting mean?

It sounds made up. I bet you made that up.

My girlfriend accused me of gaslighting her.

I told her she's crazy, there's no such thing as gaslighting.

I'm not gaslighting you

You're crazy

Ive never been gaslighted

Or so ive been told

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Convincing your girlfriend she's crazy or paranoid is called gaslighting, and it's a dick move.

But convincing her she's a robot with artificial implanted human emotions is called bladerunning. It's a Phillip K. Dick move.



Edit: Source > Nathan Anderson

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When I was a kid, every time my dad farted he denied it.

It wasn't until years later that I realized he had been gaslighting me.

I said to my mom “I feel like you’re trying to gaslight me right now.”

She said “of course not sweetie, it’s all in your head.”

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They use gaslighting.

My friend told me doesn't know what "gaslighting" means.

I told him: "Stop being ridiculous, you've always known what it means."

How do narcissists save money on their electricity bills?

They use gaslighting.

I used to think my mother was gaslighting me.

She convinced me that it was all in my head.

Has anyone seen Jake from State Farm?

Is anyone else care State Farm is gaslighting us? Or is this one of those Mandela Effect situations?

My car tried to convince me it was out of fuel, but I was able to keep driving it for another 30 miles.

I think it was gaslighting me

What is it called when your boyfriend farts and then denies it?

Gaslighting

In my early 20s, I was a scumbag - no car, no house, no job. I lived at with my girlfriend's apartment, and sometimes I'd even borrow her car when I went out to cheat on her.

I say "borrow", but I didn't exactly ask her for permission. She worked as a bank teller, so I'd simply wait till she fell asleep -- Then I'd sneak into the night.

When I returned, I'd adjust the seat, radio, and mirrors back how they were before. The less questions, I figured, the better, ...

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