What do you get if you eat onions and refried beans?

Tear Gas

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A man was at a chicken restaurant...

...and the waiter asks if he like the chef special. The man asked how it was cooked and the waiter replies, "It's country fried." The man responds, "Well, I've never tried chicken cunt, but maybe it's good refried.

I was eating my food at a mexican restaurant...

I asked the waiter, "Yo, man what's up with this goop on the side?"

He responded, "Ahhh, you know we uh tried to make some beans, but... uhh, all I can say is at least refried, mang."

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