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Fs Jokes

Why don’t American schools give Fs on report cards anymore?

Because they’ve already paid enough respects to their students.

"Doctor, I can't pronounce my Fs, my Ts or my Hs."

"Well you can't say fairer than that then."


(it's an old Tommy Cooper joke, no credit to me)

It bothers me that Double Stuf Oreos is spelled with one 'F'...

Why they don't give two 'Fs' is beyond me.

During the Dinner, the mother askss the son:

During the dinner, the mother asks the son:

- What grade did you get at school today?

- I got an A, mom!

The robot slaps him.

- I meant, it was a B!

The robot slaps him again.

- Okay, okay, it was an F!

The mother replies:

- You should be asha...

My school seems to respect me alot

My report is filled with Fs

It's time to go to war!

Two armies at war. Red v Blue (let's say).. the Blue army Master Sergeant comes up to the First Sergeant.

MS: "Sir! We are completely out of weapons and ammo. What are we going to do when Red attacks tomorrow?"

FS: "Well.. (He ponders for a sec) When you see them come over the hill, go...

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A teacher decided not to grade the tests her class took, and instead gave everyone an A.

She gave no Fs that day.

They are serious!

A boy is getting all Ds and Fs in math so his parents send him to Catholic school. On his first report card, his parents are shocked to see their son getting straight As. When his parents ask him why, he says, “Well, when I went into the chapel and saw that guy nailed to a plus sign, I knew they wer...

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