Fs Jokes

Because they’ve already paid enough respects to their students.

"Well you can't say fairer than that then."


(it's an old Tommy Cooper joke, no credit to me)

Why they don't give two 'Fs' is beyond me.

During the dinner, the mother asks the son:

- What grade did you get at school today?

- I got an A, mom!

The robot slaps him.

- I meant, it was a B!

The robot slaps him again.

- Okay, okay, it was an F!

The mother replies:

- You should be asha... read more

My report is filled with Fs

Two armies at war. Red v Blue (let's say).. the Blue army Master Sergeant comes up to the First Sergeant.

MS: "Sir! We are completely out of weapons and ammo. What are we going to do when Red attacks tomorrow?"

FS: "Well.. (He ponders for a sec) When you see them come over the hill, go... read more

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She gave no Fs that day.

A boy is getting all Ds and Fs in math so his parents send him to Catholic school. On his first report card, his parents are shocked to see their son getting straight As. When his parents ask him why, he says, “Well, when I went into the chapel and saw that guy nailed to a plus sign, I knew they wer... read more