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Fozzie Bear Jokes

What's Fozzie Bear's favorite chip dip?

Guaca-wocka-mole

Why does Fozzie Bear make lots of Chinese food ?

He loves to use his wokka wokka!

Did you hear Fozzie Bear got hit by a car?

Doctors don't know of he'll be able to Wokka Wokka ever again.

Why was Fozzie Bear acting so aggressively?

Muppet rabies.

Where'd Fozzie Bear take his dog?

on a ***WAKKA WAKKA***

What is Fozzie Bear’s favorite place to visit in Indiana (USA)?

Misha-waka waka

What is the punchline to this joke my daughter's Fozzie Bear toy says?

My daughter has a muppet babies Fozzie Bear talking toy.

He says numerous phrases including singing the muppet babies theme song and who could forget his memorable catch phrase "wakka wakka"

But then, being the jokester he is, says this:

"Did you ever hear the one about the ba...

What did Mexican Fozzie Bear say?

"Oaxaca, oaxaca, oaxaca!"

heard on The View this morning (courtesy of Fozzie Bear)

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?......Half-way.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Mr Hetfield's dinner

So James Hetfield from Metallica walks into an Italian restaurant carrying Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Gonzo, Animal, and Rowlf the dog under his arms. He strolls straight past the waiter, into the kitchen, and starts hacking them all to pieces with a large carving knife. He throws th...

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