Why’d the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls.

Why did the rooster go to the basketball game?

He heard that they blow fouls there.

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He Has No Class

Donald Trump lands aboard Air Force One at Heathrow, and deplanes to a long red carpet. He walks to where Queen Elizabeth II is waiting to welcome him with much pomp and circumstance.

They are ushered into a new silver Rolls Royce, then chauffeured to Buckingham Palace.

After tea, ...

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