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Forests Jokes

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On day six of the Creation, God announced to his archangel underlings, "Today we're creating a place called Canada.

"Today we're creating a place called Canada. Pull out all the stops. Give it beautiful mountains, lakes, plains, forests, and sandy beaches. Underground, give it oil, gold, etc. Oh, and plenty of fish and wildlife."

"Sir," interjected an archangel, "aren't you being overly generous to the...

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The color palette of most public restrooms in public beaches and forests is on the depressing earth-tones and brown side…

…I mean, shit.

A dog walks through the jungle forests, when suddenly a tiger threatens to devour him.

A dog walks through the jungle forests, when suddenly a tiger threatens to devour him.

The dog, who sees the animal's bones next to it, turns to them, licks his lips and says, "What a delicious tiger that was!"

The tiger hears the dog, panics, turns and runs away.

All the while ...

Why do mathematicians like forests?

Because of all the natural logs

What do you call an agreement between two forests?

A tree-ty!

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A bear and a rabbit are walking through the forest...

And they stumble upon a magic lamp. The bear rubs it and a genie pops out.

The genie says, "I will grant you each 3 wishes."

The bear says, "I wish I wish I was the only male bear in this forest, so all the other female Bears will be forced to be with me." The genie grants him this ...

God created Canada.

On the 6th day God turned to Archangel Gabriel and said: "Today I am going to create a land called Canada, it will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains,beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with bass and trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs over-l...

What kind of forests are you most likely to get robbed or attacked in?

The ones with conefarious trees.

Is it safe to visit the forests of Germany?

I heard there could be a baum.

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