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Foresaw Jokes

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No one foresaw all the crazy happening this year...

They lacked 2020 vision.

The personal assistant enters Stalin's office to announce to him: "Comrade Stalin, a clairvoyant is waiting outside demanding an audience with you. He says that he is able to foresee the future."

Stalin, still bent over the table, calmly replies: "He shall be executed. If he really foresaw the future, he would never want to meet me."

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Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine . Now, has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for . He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But sh...

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