Flat Earther Jokes

on a plane

he stormed off saying he'd walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.

He'll come around, eventually.

is sphere itself.

Then I turned 5

They are afraid that social distancing measures may push people over the edge.

Foucault.

I told him I didn’t believe him.
He said he would video himself walking to the edge of the world.
He’ll come around eventually.

A life long Flat Earther named Greg dies and goes to Heaven.

Upon arrival at the Pearly Gates he meets St Peter who says "Welcome to Heaven Greg, today is your lucky day you're one of hundred people who can ask a question to God

Greg: Can I ask him anything?

St Peter: Anything ... read more

It's funny making a flat earth beliver angry, but if you push them over the edge then you're only proving them right.

The flat earther looks at the other and says "this goes higher than we thought".

A knife has a point

"Not only is this world flat as the map truly shows it to be but all the places and physical features are also fictional!" He says

"Why do you think that?" Someone asks

"Because in the key on the side it says everything is a legend."

Because there is always a rounding error.

What's on the other side of the disk?

A flat Earther dies while trying to fly in a homemade rocket and goes to heaven. There he meets up with God and says, "Oh Supreme Lord!! Tell me with utmost honesty. Is Earth round or flat ? "

God replies, "It is round, my dear child."

The flat earther thinks, " Wow ! This whole thing ... read more

You’d think they’d have concern over it making the world go round.

Spheremint

The surface of the earth is approx 70% water. None of it is carbonated, thus proving the earth is flat.

I have a feeling he’ll come around.

Land's End

In fact I have many flat earther friends...’round the world

You can't reach them with fax.

that the Earth is Flat

While the speaker was giving speech on recent development about gravity, flat earther shouted


" Why do you even think that gravity is real? "



Speaker dropped the mic.

He landed on a plane.

They make me feel more intelligent

I know because they told everyone in 5 minutes.

An anti masker, An anti vaccer, A flat earther all went to the bar...
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Now that's can't be coincidence

I will go to no ends to shut them up

When the flat earther realized he was losing the argument he starts walking away. The round earther faces the other direction and says "I'll see you around"

They said there was nothing to fear but sphere itself.

I just feel like we're not on a level playing field

Pulling evidence out if their ass

At least the earth exists!

there is a reason why shoes with Velcro straps come in adult size.

Because they're never around.

They would run out of room and fall off the edge.

...until your mom sat on it.

they tell them 5G might make them sick.

They're just not on the same level.

... you're pushing them over the edge.

Because of the recent Arctic cold snap. Delta Airlines has been hiring de-icers in their Atlanta hub for the expected crowds at SuperBowl. Most of the jobs have been going to Flat Earthers, because by definition, they don't believe in *Global* Warming but are fine with Plane Warming.

But I heard that there is a learning curve.

No wonder he never comes around

It's like there's a global conspiracy.

He was wrong on so many levels.

Posted by: Flat Earth Society.

Because it challenges their world view.

They claim its pushing some of their members over the edge.

A politician fools the people and a flat earther fools himself

...is because they're so edgy.

They're always on top of the world

But since then they've really ironed out their theory

They're becoming a global problem.